Еще учась в школе, я уже не тяготела к попсе, а к...

Еще учась в школе, я уже не тяготела к попсе, а к более интересной музыке, по тем временам не делая особого ударения на смысловую нагрузку.
И как-то раз к нам из Америки приехали мои любимые тетя с дядей с дочками (на 1 и 2 года старше меня). И я при них слушала песню Bloodhound gang "Ballad to Chasey Lane" (текст для примера ниже) и Guano Apes (не помню название песни, но там Сандра орет "You, dick!"), слушала далеко не один раз, громко. Что любопытно, не было ни одного замечания, ну хоть бы девочки могли сказать!!! :[]
ТЕКСТ:
Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P. S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties
P. S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show 'em them titties
Now show 'em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?
(Перевод ищите сами, кому надо, ведь просят без мата писать!)